ANDRE KING
Comedian. MC. Master of Timing.
Hi, I’m Andre King, corporate MC, stand-up comedian, international performer, and a man who’s accidentally been described as a “jolly white devil from New Zealand.” (True story. Translated from Cantonese. Probably meant kindly.)
If you're here, you're probably looking for someone who can confidently host your next event, someone who knows how to read a room, stick to a run sheet, land a punchline, and still finish on time. That’s me.
With over two decades on stage, I’ve performed in more than 60 countries, hosted events everywhere from Windsor Castle to the high seas, and shared the spotlight with some of comedy’s biggest names.
Whether you're planning a black-tie awards night, a cruise ship show, or something in between — I’ll bring the mic, the timing, and just enough charm to keep things rolling.
On Stage & On Point
Corporate MC & Event Host
From black-tie awards nights to multi-day leadership conferences, I bring structure, energy, and a warm professionalism to your event. Not too loud, not too stiff — just the right amount of charm and control. Hire Me as MC
Cruise Ship & International Entertainment
A regular on the high seas, I’ve kept cruise crowds laughing, clapping, and occasionally dancing, from Barcelona to Bora Bora, Singapore to Sydney. Whether it’s a black-tie gala on board or a late-night lounge set, I know how to work a room, whatever ocean it’s floating on. View Tour Dates
Stand-Up Comedy (On Request… or By Accident)
My comedy is clean, clever, and based on real stories, the kind you’d tell your mates if you could do accents and hold a mic without sweating. Great for corporate audiences, conference openers, or anyone needing a good laugh without the HR complaint. Watch Andre in Action
Where in the World is Andre Now?
Whether I’m cruising the Pacific or commanding the stage at a corporate event, I like to keep things moving. Below are my upcoming gigs — some public, some not, all memorable.
Meet Andre
Professional MC & Stand-Up Comedian NZ
From cruise ships to castle banquets, Andre King has brought clean, clever comedy and smooth-as-silk MC skills to audiences in more than 60 countries. He reads the room, owns the mic, and always leaves them smiling. Curious how a guy from New Zealand ended up performing for royalty? Read more here ›
